My cousin, from Culver City, CA but a Maine native, sent me this.
A MAINE POEM
It's winter in Maine
And the gentle breezes blow.
Seventy miles an hour,
at thirty-five below.
Oh how I love Maine
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of Winter air
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
So I guess I'll hang around.
I could never ever leave Maine
'cause my feet are frozen to the ground !