Sorry, Wayne, about the pain,
But we’d be most averse to a Wayne-uttered curse,
Cuz ya know that things really could be so much worse.
Like: you’re toilin’ away in the pinion dominion,
When ya suddenly drop a most corpulent trunnion,
Straight down on yer narstily throbbing old bunion,
The size of a full-grown Vidalia onion!